My dear Humoristian hooligans,
Go out there and spread your magic! May the stodgy, stingy, and stuffy be transformed by your irrepressible love of life. May bullying busybody bossy britches be bested by your unflappable humanity and pugnacious joy. May you make memories of moments that put a grin on your face and a bounce in your step. May you be part of the wonder of today.