The Editing NEVER STOPS

fricasfracasfrigginfrick!!!

(Deep breath. In my best customer service voice and with a smile glued on my face…)

Dear friends, my sincere apologies if you’ve already acquired my most recent book, Looking Forward: More Adventures of the Madcap Christian Scientist. Editing is on-going. Forever. Editing never friggin’ stops. Editing is… ahem. Yes. So. I thought I was all done with the editing. But yesterday, as I read the book one more time, I discovered that I had spelled Alison Krauss’s first name with two Ls.

@$%&$&*!!!!

(Deep breath. Smile glued on my face.)

If you have a kindle version of the book, the latest editing should update in your copy in a day or so. If you have a printed copy of the book… well… I guess you now own a collector’s item. It might be worth gazillions $ someday. Or not. I’m so sorry.

Have a wonderful day.

Thyme four a Homonymese Tail

Thyme fore a homonymese tail, write?

Wants upon a thyme their lived a we buoy named Peat. Peat liked two run threw the fourest inn the mourning when the mist was still lifting from the earth and the day creatures were just waking up. Hee wood all weighs run two the top of the hill too watch the sun rise over the land below hymn.

Won mourning hee saw TOO suns rise over the land.

(Eye am now going two end this won like every student at sum point in grade school has ended an impossible story.)

And then hee woke up.

-Karen Molenaar Terrell